Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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