Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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