It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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