i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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