Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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