oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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