The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i think i have herpe
just one?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
pop tarts are not kleenex
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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