You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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