It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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