Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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