you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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