everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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