is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs