i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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