she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i think i have two assholes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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