Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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