Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
