Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
