i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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