im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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