Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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