whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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