problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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