I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
