I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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