what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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