dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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