I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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