I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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