I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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