He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
