dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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