Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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