Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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