I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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