Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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