I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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