Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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