bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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