I accidentally had phone sex last night
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
