Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
did you just send me my own nude
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
