So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
