Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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