I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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