i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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