i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
that may or may not have been my penis.
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