my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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