I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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