After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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