I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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