The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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