after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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