no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
this just has baby written all over it
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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