I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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