so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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