Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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