There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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