was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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