So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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