no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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