I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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