I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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