that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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